The autocars at Fareham
the Bobbies hated so,
the[y] said they couldn’t bear ’em,
if they by steam did go.

So to the magistrates at Fareham
the peelers went that day,
and in the court at Fareham
they fined poor J. A. K.

Then on his way from Fareham
gaily wended J. A. K.
to Parliament he’d send ’em
a petition up that day.

And those magistrates at Fareham
he’d cause them grief and pain;
to interfere he’d dare ’em
with his autocar again.

Then in peace and quiet J. A. K.
in his autocar shall drive,
and thanks to his great efforts
the autocar shall thrive.